GENERAL

this is an independent & private writing blog for the miniature cowboy known as jedediah s. smith from the night at the museum trilogy.

while i will be mindful of jedediah's historical counterpart and the influence he had in jed's creation, this blog will be based heavily on my own interpretations and headcanons. the jedediah that history knows and the jedediah miniature i write are two seperate beings. one influences the other, sure, but my jed is not a carbon copy.

anyway! my name is becker. i’m 25 years old, a sagittarius, and use she / her pronouns. if you ever want to reach me, i have a discord available to mutuals.

INTERACTION

this blog is mutually exclusive. i’m open to most aus and fandom crossovers granted i have some knowledge of them. oc’s are more than welcome. generally, extremely low activity & slow reply.

i like to make my blogs aesthetically pleasing, so this blog is going to feature icons and small, colored text. if you have issues with being able to read my replies, let me know and i’ll happily change my formatting for you.

i will not follow blogs who write or promote: incest, rape, pedophilia, “genderbent” muses / transphobia, homophobia, racism, etc. i will not follow or interact with blogs who interact with these blogs either.

SHIPPING

i don't know how much shipping will actually happen here but i figure i should add this section anyway because i will have non-miniature au verses where ships are more likely to occur. regardless, my jedediah is biromantic demisexual.

while he tries hard to seperate the man history says he was and the man he is now, jedediah was raised as a devout christian and those memories still influences his behavior to this day ( meaning he does have some internalized issues that he's actively working on by the end of NATM3 ).

either way, this blog is multiship. obviously, i'm a big fan of jedtavius but that doesn't mean i'll autoship. i write based purely on chemistry. so feel free to shoot me a message and we can always plot a dynamic that works.

MATURE CONTENT

this blog is rated ‘m’ for mature. on the basis that both myself and jed are 20+. content regarding religion, war, and historical mentions will be common. standard triggers all will be tagged as trigger / or trigger cw. but let me know if you ever need anything specific tagged.

CREDIT

icon border bought from creationcolors. psd is bought from rivercraze. all writing and graphics found here are my own unless otherwise stated.

GENERAL INFO

name. jedediah strong smith.

ALIAS. jed. 'diah. old jed. tiny. cowboy.

GENDER. CIS MALE / HE, HIM.

BIRTHDATE. 6 january 1799.

AGE. historically died at 32 years old. however, he has been reanimated since 1952.

SPECIES. plastic miniature, bestowed with life by the magical tablet of ahkmenrah.

ETHNICITY. caucasian. english and french.

RESIDENCE. the american museum of natural history in new york.

ORIENTATION. biromantic demisexual.

RELIGION. grew up as a devout christian, methodist denomination.

OCCUPATION. former frontiersman and transcontinental pioneer, hunter, trapper, author, cartographer, and explorer. current cowboy in the wild west diorama.

LANGUAGES. while he isn't fluent in either language, he is knowledgable in both spanish and latin, having studied the latter in school and picked up the former by way of his travels.

MENTALITY

PSYCHE. strong aversion to touch and being manhandled by those larger than him.

ALIGNMENT. LAWFUL NEUTRAL / CHAOTIC GOOD.

HOGWARTS. gryffindor.

TEMPERAMENT. choleric.

MBTI. ESFP - THE ENTERTAINER.

12 ARCHETYPES. the explorer.

TROPES. TBA.

PHYSICAL

HEIGHT. 3 inches tall / non-mini verses: 5 ft. 10 in.

WEIGHT. basically nothing.

HAIR. shaggy and untamed. blonde. curls lightly around his ears and at the temples.

EYES. bright sky blue. wild and expressive.

BODY. when animated by the tablet's magic, jed's body is that of a normal human, only smaller. he can breath, eat, and rest, as well as feel both pain and pleasure.

WARDROBE. standard cowboy attire. a navy blue button up under a tanned leather vest. red handerchief around his neck. levi jeans with a pair of brown chaps with brown boots. always has a black stetson on his head. double holster gun belt, each carrying a pair of Smith & Wesson Schofield Model 3 revolvers. they don't fire, but that doesn't stop jed from drawing them to intimidate whenever he feels threatened.

FACIAL HAIR. permenant light stubble.

FACECLAIM. OWEN WILSON.

RELATIONSHIPS

FATHER. jedediah smith, sr.

MOTHER. sally strong.

SIBLINGS. jedediah was the fourth out of 12 total children. he had six brothers named ralph, ira, austin, benjamin, peter and nelson. as well as four younger sisters, named eunice, almira, sally and betsy.

Night at the museum.
follows the plot of the first movie.

battle of the smithsonian.
follows the plot of the second movie.

secret of the tomb.
follows the plot of the third movie.

pre series.
set before the first movie. can take place anytime from after jed's first awakening in 1952 to modern day.

modern au.
a non-natm modern au. jedediah smith is a dedicated national park ranger who lives most of the year in-park with his dog, dexter.

red dead redemption.
under construction but essentially what it seems.

marvel cinematic universe.
jedediah smith is a variant who works at the time variance authority. more info can be found here.